Subject: The Burglar

A burglar had crept into a home, and was busy loading the valuables into
his bag when he heard a voice saying,  "Jesus is watching you"!!

Knowing someone was watching, the thief turned gingerly in all
directions,
looking for the source of the voice.

After scanning the room, all he saw was a parrot perched upon it's stand
in the corner of the room.

In disbelief he said to the parrot, "Did you say that"? To which the bird
replied "Yes"!

Intrigued, the burglar asked the parrot, "What's your name"?

"Moses" replied the parrot.

Laughing in amusement the burgalar asked "Who'd name a parrot Moses"?

"The same guy that named that Rottweiler Jesus", replied the bird.
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"Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you 
ought to answer every man."  (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org

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