Gary, you three must have violated the ban... :)

From: Nelta <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
(Came to me today)

Don't mess with Texas women!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania.
And bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West
Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and cooking. He told them that the first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day it was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted
that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes
washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And
this was all her responsibility. He said the first
day he didn't see anything and the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day some of the
swelling had gone down so he could see a little
out of his left eye!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

http://www.hal-pc.org/~prime/

Bible discussion list:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
----------
"Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you 
ought to answer every man."  (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org

If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
and you will be unsubscribed.  If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to 
send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed.

Reply via email to