RE: [TruthTalk]JUDY ADMITS TO CRACKING UP

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Elsman, from your heading I can’t tell if you intended to malign Judy of me.  Either way, enjoy yourself. Izzy   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 10:36 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [TruthTalk]JUDY ADMITS TO CRACKING UP   In a message dated 5/11/2004 12:11:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Perry, If Elsman was being funny, it worked--it cracked me up. :-) Izzy PERRY,        DON'T TRUST HER----SHE CAN TURN ON A MAN IN A NEW YORK SECOND.  SHE HAS AT LEAST 3 PERSONAS, AND EVEN THIS FRIENDLY PERSONA IS WHAT I CALL THE "SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE" PERSONA-----NOTICE THE "IF".  AND, WE KNOW SHE IS "TENSE."            SHE REMINDS ME OF THE STORY, WHEREIN A GIRL IS ASKED TO SPELL "WATER":                  SHE SAYS TO HER TEACHER:  "HIJKLMNO".                 THE ASTOUNDED TEACHER SAYS: "WHAT?  YOU ARE A NUTCASE!!"                THE GIRL RESPONDS: "YES THAT SPELLS WATER.  IT HAS ALL THE LETTERS FROM "H" TO "O".              ----ELSMANSTEIN, THE CHAUVINIST SCHWEIN P.S.  HOWEVER , IN THESE BATTLES OF THE SEXES, I AM COMFORTED BY THIS GUIDING TRUISM:             "ALL GENERALIZATIONS ARE FALSE!"