Re: [TruthTalk] THE SECRET LIFE OF JOHN BUTTERBALL SMITHSON

[ELSMANLAW]

In a message dated 5/4/2004 3:24:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Elsman, What is wrong with you?  Why are you so uncharitable and evil so far as John Smithson is concerned. If one thing is constant on this list it's that you have never had a kind word to say about him.  Do you think that giving an account for every idle word is just for everyone else?  It is unlikely that I will ever meet you in person - but if that ever happens I will expect to see a perfect specimen.  Not too fat, not to thin,  CQ like or whatever the current standard is.   I don't care about John's weight, I'm sure his wife sees it as more of him to love.  Nor am I concerned about his marital history.  Why do you refuse to answer his question yet go over and over the same accusations?  Just wondering.....  judyt

BUTTERBALL JOHN,

   IZZY, MY DARLING,
YOU ASKED:
SMITHSON IS A KNOWN QUANTITY FROM ANOTHER SITE.   HIS ELEVATOR DOES NOT GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.  HE THREATENED US AND TOLD US THAT HE WAS BRINGING HIS 3 "WRESTLING SONS" IN HIS COWBOY SUV TO BANG ON OUR DOORS AND PUNCH US OUT.   HE BECAME ESPECIALLY INCENSED WHEN ONE OF US ASKED TO CALL HIS HOUSE-------HE DOES NOT WANT ANYONE TALKING TO HIS WIFE.
              NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY SMITHSON IS A DIFFERENT GUY TO ME THAN HE IS TO YOU?   EVERY DAY WAS A NEW REVELATION----DIVORCE, MINISTER FOR 14 YEARS AND QUIT, WEIGHT OUT OF CONTROL AND A LITTLE NAPOLEON COMPLEX AT 5 FEET AND A WHOPPING 270 POUNDS.   WHAT IS HIS NIGHT JOB?  HE IS SO HEALTHY THAT HE SHRINKS CHRISTIANS----COUNSELS THEM ON HOW TO HANDLE THEIR MINDS?  IS HE LICENSED ?  NO.
                      BEWARE THE TOP FLOOR.   THE FOUNDATION IS BUILT ON SAND.   SURPRISED YOU GUYS HAVE NOT SMELLED THE ODOR OF PUTRIFYING FLESH YET.
                             ---ELSMAN
P.S.
          OTHER THAN THAT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE MAN------EXCEPT HIS HERMENEUTIC.  I LOVE HIS AD HOMINEM  PERSONA, AND HOPE TO DEBATE WITH HIM SOON.   TOPIC:
                   "DOES JESUS NEED SHRINKS TO HELP THE CHRISTIANS?"