Spoken by one who has suffered through
the American legal “justice” system. Izzy
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Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] You can plug
in doctor, preacher or whoever - still funny
A wealthy lawyer was
riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside
eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating
grass?"
"We don't have any money for
food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX
children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
he lawyer replied, ..........
(scroll down - you shouldn't be surprised at the response!)
"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot
high!"
