RE: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates

[ShieldsFamily]

Like,really, it totally cracked me up! I guess you never heard of the 72 virgins? Or you never heard of our Founding Fathers from Virginia? (Or Canadians have no sense of humor? Surely not.) Izzy   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lance Muir Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2004 2:27 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates   Linda: I hope he said that you people have a 'like' totally wierd sense of humour (Cdn sp) eh?? I, for one, do not find this funny.    Lance ----- Original Message ----- From: ShieldsFamily To: ShieldsFamily Sent: August 12, 2004 14:16 Subject: [TruthTalk] Osama at the Pearly Gates       OSAMA AT THE PEARLY GATES:   After his death, Osama bin Laden went to the pearly gates. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him Across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!". These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you Promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"