A middle aged Jewish TTer's birthday is Sunday. He's buying his wife a new house with two acres....
 
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Subject: [TruthTalk] A birthday request.

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday ..

He says, "So what would you like, Sara? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace?"

She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much..."

 

 

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