Uh, John,
I was rolling on the floor with this one! Now buddy, how am I to take this? I'm not offended by it, infact if you knew my sense of humor you would you would take this in a humorous way also. I assume thats what you did. So do you really want the answers? Dr. Laura Schlessinger is not the one to ask!! I'll be laughing about this all day!!
Jeff- the former George Carlin fan!
By no means be offended. I do not work that way. But it was funny. by the way, I can laugh at myself and do more than any other circumstance. Anyway -- It was sent to me by a Bud and I have included my friends in continuing it roounds.
a friend and brother
John

