Re: [TruthTalk] WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE

[Caroline Wong]

LOL, Izzy. When I was reading it, I thought for sure it was written by a Jewish person until I got to #13.   To put a more Christian spin to it, I would add - he taught in parables - he was willing to teach anybody, both male or female! - he was very insulting to the other faculty members and to the wealthy donors - the only time he actually wrote something, he wrote in the dust with his finger - he did not have credentials from accredited schools even though he seemed to know his stuff - he sets impossible exams and keeps changing the standard. One time he said to pass, one has to obey the commandments. When a rich young ruler said he was doing that, he then said the guy had to give everything to charity. When his disciples said they were doing that, he told them to pick up their crosses and follow him. But he forgave all sorts of people from the paralytic who was lowered through the roof to the woman caught in adultery to the woman who wept at his feet and they didn't have to do those tests. What's with that? - he told his students to eat his flesh and drink his blood - he broke a lot of the school rules and was rude to those who told him he was breaking the rules   I'm sure others can think of more.   Love,   Caroline   ----- Original Message ----- From: ShieldsFamily To: TruthTalk@mail.innglory.org Sent: Monday, April 04, 2005 2:31 PM Subject: [TruthTalk] WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE Subject: FW: WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE > >1. He only had one major publication. >2. It was in Hebrew. >3. It had no references. >4. It wasn't published in a referred journal. >5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself. >6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done >since then? >7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. >8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His >results. >9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human >subjects. >10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by >drowning the subjects. >11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from >the sample. >12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. >13. Some say He had His son teach the class. >14. He expelled His first two students for learning. >15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed >His tests. >16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a >mountaintop.