Heaven and Hell

 Heaven is where:

 The police are British
 The mechanics are German
 The cooks are French
 The lovers are Italian
 The teenagers are Japanese
 The movie makers are American
 The musicians are Russian
 The women are Swedish
 And the whole thing is organized by the Swiss;



 Hell is where:

 The police are German
 The mechanics are French
 The cooks are British
 The lovers are Swiss
 The teenagers are American
 The movie makers are Japanese
 The musicians are Swedish
 The women are Russian
 And the whole thing is organized by the Italians...


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Dave Hansen
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