> The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... > And well worth the wait! > > An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! > If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to > jump off this building." > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I > get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > > The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and > cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death > as well. > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known > how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have > given it to him again!" > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. > > The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!!! > > >
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