[TruthTalk] Ramblings

[ShieldsFamily]

>Ramblings of a Retired Mind - >  >I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones >that everyone has clipped on.  I can't afford one.  So, I'm wearing my >garage door opener. >  >You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people >didn't like me anyway. >  >I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have >something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'. >  >I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call   it >"Pumping Rust." >  >I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.  That's when your chest is >falling into your drawers! >  >I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have >you got a cat?"  Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!" >  >Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case >of an emergency.'  I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!" >  >Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?   What are >we supposed to do -- write to these men?  Why don't they just put their >pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while >they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking >their pictures! >  >I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more >as they get older.  Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their >finals.  As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.