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So then, Christine, you 'would' have picked up the
first stone?
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Sent: May 27, 2005 11:32
Subject: [Bulk] Re: [TruthTalk] [Fwd:
daily devotional (Fri. 5-27-2005)Liveprayer.com]
Whoa Terry, great post! To hear you talk about tolerance for beastiality
or adultery as the homosexuals demand tolerance puts the issue well into
perspective. Amen, sir.
You
can forget about forming your liberal church, John. Someone has beat
you
to it.
The Church of Anything Goes. I had an epiphany last night.
I am tired of
having to pray every day for the finances of this ministry.
I am tired of
people sending me nasty and hateful emails. I am tired of
warning people of
God's coming judgment. So I decided to start a new
church. It will be THE
best church man has ever known. You will be able
to come every Sunday and
never have to worry about feeling convicted
because of the choices you are
making. You will never have to hear about
things like sin, service, or
sacrifice. No, you just come each Sunday
knowing that nobody will ever
judge you or tell you how to live because
you will be at...THE CHURCH OF
ANYTHING GOES!
I'm going to start
this new church in Tampa, Florida where I live. I was
thinking about a
good place to meet and realized The Church of Anything Goes
is going to
be so popular we won't be able to hold services in a normal
building. So
I'm going to call the Glazers who own the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
and rent
Raymond James Stadium on Sunday mornings. RJ holds about 70,000
people
and that may not even be large enough, since I have no doubt people
will
be running to attend services at The Church of Anything Goes. Within
a
year we will have branches of this new church in every city, town,
and
village in the U.S., and within two years, all over the
world.
In planning some outreaches for The Church of Anything Goes, I
came up with
three right away. The first is an Adultery Pride Parade. I
am so tired of
seeing people who are only being themselves and have to
have sex outside of
their marriage being told they are wrong. After all,
everyone knows 99% of
the people who are married commit adultery.
Everyone knows that people are
born to have sex with multiple partners. I
can't understand why people are
so intolerant, so judgmental of others
who aren't bothering them. Didn't
God say, "be fruitful and multiply?"
God created people to have sex so why
are people so upset with people who
are married having sex with people who
aren't their spouse?
Those
who have sex outside of their marriage have been made to feel shame
long
enough. It is time for them to "come out" and be proud of who they
are.
Why should anyone be ashamed of being an adulterer? A parade is
the
perfect answer. Marching up and down the streets of America,
proudly
proclaiming that, "I'm an adulterer!" Floats, balloons, marching
bands, a
real time to celebrate the joy of committing adultery. I can see
this
parade being broadcast on TV just like the Rose Parade on New Years
or the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City.
The second
outreach for the new Church of Anything Goes is going to be
political. I
don't know about you, but I think it is a shame that in this
great
country of such diversity, people who enjoy having sex with animals
are
treated like second class citizens, denied their basic human
rights,
discriminated against. If you happen to love a pig and people at
your job
find out about it, you are most likely going to be terminated.
If you try
to buy a new home for you and your chicken that are in a
committed
relationship, chances are good that you will be denied. If your
significant
other happens to be a goat, they aren't going to be eligible
for the same
benefits married couples receive. A man and his sheep should
be able to
adopt children! How dare states limit marriage to a man and a
woman when a
woman and her horse have every right to enjoy the happiness
and fulfillment
and full legal benefits of marriage.
No doubt one
of the first outreaches of The Church of Anything Goes will be
to help
insure the legal rights of those men and women who by no fault of
their
own, were born to have sex with animals. In addition, we will
start
public awareness campaigns to help society be more tolerant. A good
place
to start will be in the schools, educating children through clubs
and
curriculum that there is nothing wrong with people who choose to have
sex
with animals. That is simply who they are, and just because you have
a
mother and father, some children have a dad and a goat.
The
third big outreach we will have each year is Swap Days at Disney.
The
Church of Anything Goes will be a very popular church among those who
like
to trade wives and husbands. Swingers from all over the country can
come to
Disney one weekend a year and literally take over the facilities.
They will
book all the hotels and of course no need to close any room
doors during
Swap Days. They can go to the Magic Kingdom with their wife
one day, visit
the Animal Kingdom with their friend's wife the next, go
to Epcot the next
day with someone else's wife, the possibilities are
endless. After all,
even though Disney promotes itself as a "family
friendly" theme park, we all
know that as long as a group can bring them
millions of dollars they welcome
them with open arms.
OK, I better
stop before too many of you start heading to St. Petersburg to
have me
committed. Because I have been doing this for so long and know some
of
you may have taken me seriously, let me state for the record that I
was
being facetious. Let me now be very serious. As much as I wish The
Church
of Anything Goes was a fictional church, I am sad to say that it
really does
exist. Of course they don't have the guts to use that name,
but in essence
that is exactly how they operate. You will never hear
about sin, how God
expects us to live according to His Word, or about
surrendering our lives to
Him. You will only hear about how "God is
love," and all you have to do is
try, and that we all sin so don't worry
about it, and most of all, do
whatever makes you happy.
These are
the churches that treat God's Word like a "nice book with some
good
thoughts," but not something you should take seriously. These are
the
churches where you will find gross sins like homosexuality,
murdering
babies, fornication, people living together without being
married, and many
others accepted and tolerated because they don't want
to "offend" anyone.
In these churches, Truth is not found in the Bible
but is whatever you want
it to be. These churches tell people there
really is no place called Hell
and there are many roads leading to God.
Such churches are an abomination
to God and a stench in His
nostrils!!!
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