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Subject: One Wish
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2005 16:37:43 -0400
From: Henry R. Moreno <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Terry Clifton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Holly Kaplan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, sam hasty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


One Wish



A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone
inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they
have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish, each before they enter
Heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want
to be gorgeous."  So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one
in line hears this and says,? I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of
His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there
are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his
head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The
guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

So, the next time you are last in line...SMILE!

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