ROFLOL! Perry, just when we needed a good laugh, you come through with this. What a good moderator you are. :-)
David M. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Charles Perry Locke" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <TruthTalk@mail.innglory.org> Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 11:12 PM Subject: [TruthTalk] How to leave TT (was: Unsubscribe please) Terry, Maybe you are speaking from experience, but I believe that cold turkey is the way to go. You have to cut and run and not look back. Sure, there will be withdrawals. The habit of sitting down to check your email and immediately looking for TT posts will be difficult to break. But with a proper support group, and some worthy diversions, it can be done. Another approach is to buy the TT-SENTRY! software package. For a mere $29.95 (and $5.99 per month, charged to your credit card) TT-SENTRY! will scan all incoming and outgoing email for the address "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" and immediately destroy them, automatically unsubscribe the sender from TT, then log the user off the machine, and restrict this user from logging back on for 24 hours. If this automatic procedure is invoked more than 5 times, then on the sixth occurrence the hard disk is wiped clean. However, if the above two measures do not work and breaking the TT habit proves to be an overwhelming task, a loved one can call 1-800-LEAVE-TT, a critical intervention hotline, and for $599.99 the moderator will personally come to your house with a sledge hammer and smash every computer in your home, including cell phones and PDAs capable of email access. This also includes a 1-year membership in TT Anonymous...a 12-step support group for recovering TT subscribers. If none of these measures work, the next step is electroshock therapy. However, due to the delicate nature of this procedure, TT provides only a referral service to EST practitioners. Some former subscribers have used self-administered electroshock therapy with limited success. Perry >From: Terry Clifton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: TruthTalk@mail.innglory.org >To: TruthTalk@mail.innglory.org >Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Unsubscribe please >Date: Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:45:53 -0600 > >ShieldsFamily wrote: > >>You cannot just stop cold turkey. If you don't taper off gradually, you >>will have a relapse. >> >Terry > >>Having been moving for the last couple of days, I just got a chance to sit >>down for a rest and browse through TT. I am dismayed as what I see. I >>wonder why I have been wasting my time throwing pearls before swine here. >>The answer, of course, is that I dearly enjoy reading and sharing posts >>with >>the kindhearted Believers on TT. But the truth is, in real life I would >>never associate with the toxic people I find here. I don't need hateful, >>nasty people insulting me or my friends. I have so many delightful >>friends >>to spend the precious moments of my life with, and so very much to >>accomplish. Life is increasingly short, and I am convicted about spending >>it >>wisely. So dear Lance, jd, and Gary, enjoy insulting me to your heart's >>desire while I'm gone. I'm giving up TT for New Year's. I hope the rest of >>you will email me often. Love and Blessings and a closer walk with Jesus >>to >>every one of you, Izzy >> >> >> > >---------- >"Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may >know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) >http://www.InnGlory.org > >If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to >[EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a >friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to >[EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed. ---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed. ---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed.
