I thought that this might be a fun read for your Sunday afternoon.
http://tuxedo.org/~esr/writings/dragnet/dragnet.html
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Benjamin Story
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Windows 95: n. a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit hack to an 8 bit operating system,
originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, by a 2 bit company
that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
Windows 98: n. see Windows 95
Windows ME: n. see Windows 95
Windows 2000: n. an attempt by a 2 bit company to put forth a stable version
of a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit hack to an 8 bit operating
system, originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor.
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