The Remote Patrol for Saturday, October 18, 2008 by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
--- 8 p.m. "Dancing with the Stars" + WWE Smackdodwn" = "HULK HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING" (CMT). Here's a hint: tonight's Hallmark movie has higher wattage "Celebs." 9 p.m. Angel's Amy Acker, "300's" Tom Wisdom and the ever reliable John Rhys Davies star in "FIRE AND ICE: THE DRAGON CHRONICLES" (Sci Fi) because "When danger strikes from above, it either burns your soul or freezes you to death." Brought to you by Icy Hot. Dr. Harry Connick, Jr. helps Wendy Testaburger (Renee Zellweger) save breasts while Cartman smirks in "LIVING PROOF" (Lifetime). Also starring the breasts of Amanda Bynes, Amy Madigan, Angie Harmon, Bernadette Peters, Jennifer Coolidge, Regina King, and Swoosie Kurtz. TV MOVIE TELE-GEBRA Jimmy Carter + "Superfly" "Steel Magnolias" = "LADIES OF THE HOUSE" (Hallmark). Church biddies Donna Mills and Florence Henderson go all Oprah on a house remodel with help from the usual suspects: Lance Henriksen, Pam Grier, and Richard Roundtree. NIGHT LIGHTS Sarah Palin, Josh Brolin and Adele can see "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" from their houses. You betcha. --- But the conversation doesn't end here, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright © 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Like TV only smarter. You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
