The Remote Patrol for Friday, October 30 - Sunday, November 1, 2008
by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings

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TOM'S TWISTED TOTALLY TRIVIAL TV THINGY
It's Deidre Hall's birthday (of her lives). Which character on "Heroes" 
is most like the one Hall played on "The Krofft Supershow" alongside 
)Debra Winger)?
A) Claire Bennet
B) Daphne Millbrook
C) Elle Bishop
D) Maya Herrera
E) Niki Sanders

Tune in next time for the answer.

FRIDAY

7 P.M.
Civil warriors are supposed to rattle their and/or your chains on a 
seven hour "GHOST HUNTERS LIVE" (Sci Fi).

8 p.m.
"FOX LEGACY WITH TOM ROTHMAN" (Fox Movie) unearths Brian De Palma's 
insight into the creation of "Phantom of the Paradise" starring William 
Finley, Jessica Harper and Paul Williams.

9 p.m.
"666: SEARCHING FOR SATAN" (WE) uses a computerized sketch artist to 
create an accurate picture of the devil. Anyone who thinks it'll look 
like Barack Obama is A) probably watching Fox News Channel, B) listening 
to "Coast to Coast AM" and/or C) should really just stop using the 
internet.

10 p.m.
Andrew McCarthy directs while Rosie Perez guests on  "LIPSTICK JUNGLE" 
(NBC), which NBC is trying to kill with this new timeslot.

The kaleidescope keeps turning on "CRASH" (Starz!).

NIGHT LIGHTS
* The reunited Labelle knocks Tavis' socks off.
* Jimmy is bewitched by Nicolette Sheridan.
* Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel, and George Clinton trick or treat at 
Dave's House.
* Elizabeth Banks, Jack McBrayer, and Death Cab for Cutie go bonzo with Jay.
* Lauren Graham and the Damned skate by Craig's haunt.
* One of the Olsens bobs for Conan.

SATURDAY
Harry Potter + Xena = Sam Raimi's "LEGEND OF THE SEEKER" (Syndication).

4 p.m.
Perhaps the Brits can do a better "GLADIATORS" (BBC America) than America.

8 p.m.
Peter Gallagher returns (in the ballet version of "High School Musical") 
in the "CENTER STAGE 2: TURN IT UP" (Oxygen).

10 p.m.
Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais guest on "THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW" (BBC 
America). One of them impersonates both Condoleezza Rice and Sarah 
Palin. Oh who could it be?

SUNDAY
8 P.M.
"THE SIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XIX" (Fox) is both Shia and Snoopy in 
its parodies this year. And yes, they get a McCain joke in with seconds 
to spare.

  "FIVE YEARS ON MARS: THE ROVERS" (National Geographic) is at least two 
emo bands I don't listen to.

"BROTHERHOOD" (Showtime) returns. Maybe someone watches it.

9 p.m.
What do McCain and Obama (and Palin really) need to know about tech? 
They probably won't watch
"THE PRESIDENT’S GUIDE TO SCIENCE" (Science) to find out.

Stephen Root week continues on "TRUE BLOOD" (HBO).

9 P.M. (TLC)
"PURITY BALLS" (TLC) heads to the creepy Evangelical proms where daddies 
and daughters dance and the girls get fitted for chastity belts.

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PREVIOUS ANSWER
Which sci-fi series was a Henry Winkler production? "Sightings."

But the conversation doesn't end here, add your own suggestions or 
discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list.



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