The Remote Patrol for February 25, 2009
by Thomas Allen Heald
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings

8 p.m.
Good news: "AMERICAN IDOL" (Fox) now has character actors wanting your 
vote. Welcome news at VotefortheWorst.com at the very least.

9 p.m.
"SPECTACLE: ELVIS COSTELLO WITH ..." (Sundance) caps off season one with 
a duet from Smokey Robinson.

TELE-GEBRA
Dancing with the Stars - The Stars = "AMERICA'S BALLROOM CHALLENGE: 
SEASON 4" (PBS).

What is Locke doing when not on the island on "LOST" (ABC)? Having a V-8.

Animals strike curious poses, as they feel the heat -- the heat between 
me and you as "HUMAN PREY" (Animal Planet)  A look at what happens when 
animals attack, starting with people who survived being mauled by black 
and grizzly bears.

10 p.m.
A newspaper columnist is hacked ... to death on "LIFE ON MARS" (ABC).

"TOP CHEF" (Bravo) separates the men from the boys and the curds from 
the whey in its fifth season finale.

"CSI: NY" (CBS)'s eye is on the sparrow, when a buzzard crops a human 
eye into the lap of the N.Y.P.D..

Patty gets closer to the truth on "DAMAGES" (FX), while Frobisher gets a 
visit from the plot twist of Christmas past.

"UFO HUNTERS" (History) learn everything there is to pretend learn about 
Area 51.

10:30 p.m.
His zombie hates his guts but loves his brains on "IMPORTANT THINGS WITH 
DEMETRI MARTIN" (Comedy).

TALK TALK
* "The Daily Show" is a magnum opus with Tom Selleck.
* "The Colbert Report" has unfettered access to Braddock, Pennsylvania 
mayor John Fetterman.
Jimmy is a bad influence for Rob Lowe, Khloe Kardashian, and Living Things.
* Tavis preys with Bill Maher.
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QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS
   Whom of the following is not a contestant on "RuPaul's Drag Race"? 
Akashia, Chipon Mishoulda, Jade, Ongina or Shannel? Chip Onmishoulda is 
the unreal deal.

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   But the conversation has just begun, add your own suggestions or 
discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list or at tvornottv.net. "The 
Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear 
Projection, Ltd.

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