The Remote Patrol for March 18, 2009 by Thomas Allen Heald, Bald for Children's Cancer Research All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY This show's theme song is known as "Temptation Sensation." Name it. A) "American Idol" B) "Curb Your Enthusiasm" C) "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" D) "Nip Tuck" E) "30 Rock" The answer when next we meet. Or not. --- 7 p.m. The Tuskegee Experiments face off against the Death Valley Days in NCAA MARCH SOCIOPATHY (CBS). 8 p.m. "UGLY BETTY" (ABC) heads to hiatus with the Sex issue of Mode Magazine. Bad girl Tess attempts to get Clark to out his superpowers by causing their plane to crash on "SMALLVILLE" (CW). I miss the meteor freaks. SWEEPSPLOITATION GOLDEN GIRL ALERT Betty White is more of a witch than normal on "MY NAME IS EARL" (NBC). 9 p.m. A psychic cat who can predict death convinces McWhichever One Patrick Dempsey Is to go back to work on "GREY'S ANATOMY" (ABC). And then he dies so Izzy can have sex with him. 9:30 p.m. It's contract negotiation time on "30 ROCK" (NBC) and Tracy is up for grabs. Just don't touch his FunCooker. 10 p.m. "THE CHRIS ISAAK HOUR" (Bio) cranks up the champagne music with Michael Bublé. TELE-GEBRA "Fame" + "WKRP in Cincinnati" x "Hamlet 2" = "TAKING THE STAGE" (MTV). Neela leaves the "ER" (NBC), and we all know what that means. It's been sixth anniversary of Gulf War II. What better way to celebrate than with "HEAVY METAL IN BAGHDAD" (Sundance). TALK TALK * The Boss visits the Jon. * The Colbert Report drinks up with John McCardell. * Jay welcomes President Barack Obama and Garth Brooks and/or Chris Gaines. * Jimmy Kimmel gives John Cena, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and the Duke Spirit a 3/4 nelson. * Jimmy Fallon names names including Jaime Pressly, Steven Ward, Eric Church. --- CORRECTION: Our story on Tom Cruise misstated his height. He is actually 3'4". We regret the error. --- But the conversation has just begun, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list or at tvornottv.net. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd., a division of Haslenald, Inc. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
