The Remote Patrol for Friday, March 27, 2009 by Thomas Allen Heald, There for you when the rain starts to fall All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY Who currently resides at Arsenio Hall's former digs at "Stage 29 at Paramount Studios on Melrose Avenue, in the heart of Hollywood, California in these United States onnnnnnnnnnnnn this planet we call Earth?" A) Byron Allen's "Comics Unleashed" B) "Dr. Phil" C) "Entertainment Tonight" D) "Judge Judy" E) "Rachael Ray" The answer when next we meet. Or not. --- FRIDAY 7 p.m. The Indianapolis Apples take on the Memphis Tennis Shoes in the "STIMULATE THE ECONOMY BY PURCHASING BEER TOURNAMENT" (CBS). 8 p.m. "EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS" (CW) confesses its sins: not-so-grand theft auto (tires), smoking, and gambling. Gavin MacLeod guests on "THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK" (Disney), which I'm told involves adorable blonde children, a boat and unfortunately not Aruba and/or Nancy Grace. Lincoln and Michael attempt to escape Fox River on "TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES" (Fox). 9 p.m. "DOLLHOUSE" (Fox) agent Echo goes undercover as a college student at ... wait a minute this is @#$%ing "Alias"!!! Nobody has money on "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS" (NBC), so sadly, they can't have seen this episode 3 months ago on DirecTV. The Enterprise seeks to battle the Xindi weapon on the previously straight-to-DVD "STARGATE: THE ARK OF TRUTH" (Sci-Fi). 10 p.m. Larry Miller does his thing on "HEAD CASE" (Starz). Things must be afoot at Crane Pool and Schmidt. TALK SOUP * Bill Maher plays ball with Bill Bradley, Christopher Hitchens, Mos Def, and Salman Rushdie. * Jay thinks Dana Carvey, Billy Mays, and Prince are special * Ted Danson, Fred Armisen, and N.E.R.D. damage Fallon. * Jack & Kelly Osbourne, Ben Harper & Relentless 7 drop by at "Last Call." * Kimmel goes sideways with Paul Giamatti, Jim Gaffigan, Keri Hilson and Lil Wayne. QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS Sci Fi's "Battlestar Galactica" ended with a song from ... whom? 'Twas Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower." CORRECTION: Our report the condition of air traffic controller Steve McCroskey suggested this was the incorrect day to quit smoking. It is actually he wrong day to stop drinking Red Bull. We regret the error. --- But the conversation has just begun, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list or at tvornottv.net. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd., a division of Haslenald, Inc. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
