wow Mark.  you are indeed a regular viewer.

On 4/7/10 11:40 AM, Mark J. wrote:
An E-mail from a bar in Chicago that is planning to start up "Glee"
viewing parties next Tuesday night (complete with "Cheerios" and
"Faculty Lounge" tables) says that the starting time for the show is 8
p.m. CT.  Nope--we are still at the Top 8 on "Idol" (or 9 if Crystal
or Big Mike lands in the cellar tonight and the judges exercise their
"save" option).  Next Tuesday's return, according to the promos, will
start at 9:28 p.m. ET and run over the 10 p.m. time for Your Late
Local News.  (WFLD in Chicago is scheduled to only do 32 minutes of
news, in deference to "Office" reruns at 10 p.m.)  And if it's the Top
9, it'll be a rushed "Idol" to get off on time, with judges' comments
that may go a little--something--like--this:

RANDY:  Yo dawg, yo dawg...

SEACREST:  Get to the point, Jackson--we gotta get off on time
tonight--we don't want another "Fringe."

RANDY:  Pitchy but aiight, dawg.

SEACREST:  That's enough--yeah, lesbo?

ELLEN:  Excuse me?

SEACREST:  That's enough of you--you've got your own show on real TV.
I have to work with that horse-faced bitch over on cable.  Yeah,
DioGuardi.

KARA:  I think as you are forming your artistic goals...

SEACREST:  Spare me the crap, Ms. "Don'cha wish your girl friend was
hot like me."  T shirt Boy.

SIMON:  I'll be so happy to leave this show for "X Factor"--coming in
the fall of 2011 to Fox...

SEACREST:  Yeah, screw you, Brit.  Play that crap theme, Bruce.
(Theme vamp starts, Seacrest draws breath.)
ONEeighteighteightidolsohone--
oneeighteighteightfourthreesixfivesevenohone--
atandtsubscriberstextvotetofivesevenohone--
callsfreefromlandlinesstandardtextmessageratesapply--
dontcalltiltheendoftheshowand--DIAL CAREFULLY, ASSHOLES!

CONTESTANT (under breath):  What was that?

SEACREST:  As if you're going to make it to the finals, kid--More
"Idol" from Hollywood live after this!


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