So the Academy just hit "1" on their speed dial?

I was a fan of Billy Crystal for the longest time. I really enjoyed his 
first few Oscar gigs.  But aside from some voiceover work for Pixar, he 
hasn't done ANYTHING worth seeing in over a decade. And I think we all know 
how the show will go.  The opening film greenscreens Crystal into scenes 
from the 10 Best Picture nominees, he appears on stage, makes joke about 
how they're already running long, makes joke about Jack Nicholson sitting 
in front row, does "Wonderful Night for Oscar", then largely disappears for 
the rest of the night, except to make additional 'running long' jokes and 
spout some of Bruce Villanch's C+ material. (Yes, I'm assuming Villanch 
will find his way back into the fold.)

Can we PLEASE get someone new?  I'd have been happy with someone 
inoffensive like Jason Bateman, thrilled with someone like NPH or Jackman, 
and I'd even have been happy with someone like Robin Williams, who could be 
very funny if the Academy lets up on the leash and finds him a waterproof 
tuxedo.

Ugh.

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