This thread is now officially ended. You have been instructed to take it to u2-community.
Larry Hiscock Moderator -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hanwell, David Sent: Thursday, December 30, 2004 8:29 AM To: [email protected] Subject: RE: [U2] LOOP or GOTO on READNEXT <<"GOTO falls under the category of religion">> As The Grand PooBah of the Church Of Where-Do-I-GOTO, I, The Reverend Rabbi Ayatollah Davey Ben Davey, deeply resent the slur upon the fine religion of Where-Do-I-GOTO by knaves and fools who know nothing of its theology. This violation of Political Correctness can only be removed by you, Mr. Charles Barouch, Atheist Moderator of Sin and spawn of Satan, educating yourself on the moral, philosophical, spiritual, and hedonistic principles of the exemplary Church Of Where-Do-I-GOTO. I recommend my treatise "The Quim, or The Elementary Principals of the Church Of Where-Do-I-GOTO and Why Infidels Claim We Observant Worshippers Are Doomed to an Eternal LOOP RETURN". You can find this outstanding theological work in Volume XXX of Larry Flynn's "Hustler" collection of objects d'art, dated December 32, 1993. My work has been nominated for the Nobel Prize in Theology for 11 consecutive years, but unfortunately, when I nominate myself, nobody seconds it. So just remember this: "For infidel know you have trod on the toe of The Reverend Rabbi Ayatollah Davey Ben Davey". Debster, please send a case of eggnog-and-rum bottles to me, The Reverend Rabbi Ayatollah Davey Ben Davey. We Observants quaff this libation throughout our services except for Communion, where we honor Margarita, Mother of the Church Of Where-Do-I-GOTO by drinking from a clay chalice containing a tequila-lemon-salt concoction. "Justice is incidental to law and order." - J. (John) Edgar Hoover (1895 - 1972) David Hanwell -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Debster Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 11:26 PM To: [email protected] Subject: RE: [U2] LOOP or GOTO on READNEXT Chuck ok... Calm down Take an egg nog in hand and sip slowly.... We will take heed and GOTO to the community list and hope it does not do a LOOP RETURN... -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Moderator Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 6:33 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [U2] LOOP or GOTO on READNEXT ONCE AGAIN: MOVE THIS TO U2-COMMUNITY! This belongs on U2-Community, not on U2-Users. GOTO falls under the category of religion and this is a technology mailing list. Off-topic matters belong on U2-Community. - Charles Barouch, Moderator [EMAIL PROTECTED] - U2-Users Moderator -- To subscribe to the u2-users or u2-community mailing lists or digest lists, send one or more of the following lines in the BODY (not the subject) of an email addressed to [EMAIL PROTECTED] subscribe u2-users subscribe u2-users-digest subscribe u2-community subscribe u2-community-digest ------- u2-users mailing list [email protected] To unsubscribe please visit http://listserver.u2ug.org/ ------- u2-users mailing list [email protected] To unsubscribe please visit http://listserver.u2ug.org/ ____________________________________________________________ CONFIDENTIALITY This e-mail and any attachments are confidential and also may be privileged. If you are not the named recipient, or have otherwise received this communication in error, please delete it from your inbox, notify the sender immediately, and do not disclose its contents to any other person, use them for any purpose, or store or copy them in any medium. Thank you for your cooperation. ____________________________________________________________ ------- u2-users mailing list [email protected] To unsubscribe please visit http://listserver.u2ug.org/ ------- u2-users mailing list [email protected] To unsubscribe please visit http://listserver.u2ug.org/
