Very funny!!! --- "DarkLord (:=" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Fun: Microsofts Genuine Advantage Support > http://linux.wordpress.com/2006/09/28/fun-microsofts-commercial-support/ > > > A lot of managers are afraid to use Open Source > Software, because it > doesnât come with any support. Of course that > isnât true. It is a > classical piece of FUD. And then again, how much is > support worth? > > #1 > > MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I > help you. > > IC: I have a problem. My computer has halted > with a message. > > MS: Whatâs the message, sir. > > IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: > 0xe0000102; > Microsoft Windows is Not Present > > MS: May I have your product key, sir. > > IC: [gives completely valid product key] > > MS: Iâm sorry, sir. That is not a valid > product key. > > IC: But I bought it at Amazon! And it was > shipped with Federal Express. > > MS: Iâm sorry, sir. It is a counterfeit copy. > > IC: I donât understand.. > > MS: Iâm sorry, sir. > > IC: Is there anything you can do for me? > > MS: You could contact Amazon, sir. Or.. > > IC: Or what? > > MS: You could send us the CDâs, sir. We will > verify authenticity for > you. > > IC: That would be great! When will I have them > back? > > MS: We just verify authenticity, sir. We wonât > return them. > > IC: Even if it is a genuine copy? > > MS: Even if it a genuine copy, sir. > > IC: Oh.. > > MS: Iâm sorry, sir. Have a nice day. > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I > help you. > > IC: Windows displays some strange message on my > screen. > > MS: Whatâs the message, sir. > > IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: > 0xe0000102; > Microsoft Windows is Not Present > > MS: May I have your product key, sir. > > IC: [gives completely valid product key] > > MS: Ok, sir. Can you please reboot your PC? > > IC: Will that solve the problem? > > MS: Please reboot your PC, sir. > > IC: Ok, ok, wait a minute. > > MS: Please call us again if you eXPerience any > more problems. Have a > nice day, sir. > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I > help you. > > IC: Hi, itâs me again. I still got the same > error. > > MS: Whatâs the error, sir. > > IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: > 0xe0000102; > Microsoft Windows is Not Present > > MS: May I have your product key, sir. > > IC: [gives completely valid product key] > > MS: Iâm afraid youâll have to reinstall > Windows, sir. > > IC: Really? That takes forever. Is there any > other way? > > MS: No, sir. Iâm afraid not. Have a nice day. > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I > help you. > > IC: I reinstalled Windows and I still got the > same message box!! > > MS: What does the box say, sir. > > IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: > 0xe0000102; > Microsoft Windows is Not Present > > MS: May I have your product key, sir. > > IC: [gives completely valid product key] > > MS: That will be fixed in the next release, sir. > > IC: The next release? When will that be? > > MS: Vista will be released January 2007, sir. > > IC: Can I get an update? > > MS: No sir, not for a OEM version. > > IC: And how much will it cost me to get this new > release? > > MS: $199 for Windows Vista Home Basic, sir. Do > you want to pay with > Visa, Mastercard, Diners, etc. > > IC: I can order right now? > > MS: No sir, we have to charge you $350 for this > call. > > IC: I donât get any free support? > > MS: No sir, not after sixty days and only if it > concerns a bug in > our software. > > IC: This isnât a bug? > > MS: No sir, itâs a critical security update > issue. > > IC: [murmurs a credit card number] > > MS: Thank you sir, for calling Microsoft > support. Have a nice day! > > > > > > > ============================== > > Ishtiaque Ahmed ( Foisal ) > > > > > > > > Ishtiaque Ahmed (Foisal) > > http://foisal.wordpress.com > My pageflakes : > http://www.pageflakes.com/darklord.ashx > > > -- > This message has been scanned for viruses and > === message truncated === __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com -- ubuntu-bd mailing list [email protected] https://lists.ubuntu.com/mailman/listinfo/ubuntu-bd
