caros, aqui vai o arquivo de log do servidor com o qual Deus criou o mundo
usando Unix.
Att
Alexandre
The genesis.log from God's Unix System
#In the beginning was the computer. And God said:Let there be light!#You have
not signed on:God.#Enter user password.:Omniscient.#Password Incorrect. Try
again!:Omnipotent.#Password Incorrect. Try again!:Technocrat.#And God signed on
12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.:Let there be light!#Unrecognizable command. Try
again!:Create light.#Done.:Run heaven and earth.#And God created Day and Night.
And God saw there were 0 errors.#And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday,
March 1.#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.:Let there be
firmament in the midst of the water and#Unrecognizable command! Try
again!:Create firmament.#Done.:Run firmament.#And God divided the waters. And
God saw there were 0 errors.#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March
2.#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.:Let the waters under
heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and#Too
many characters in string specification! Try again.:Create dryland.#Done!:Run
dryland.#And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.#And
God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.#And God signed on at 12:00
a.m., Wednesday, March 4.:Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from
the night.#Unspecified type. Try again!:Create sunmoonstars.#And God created
Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.#And God signed off at 12:01
a.m., Wednesday, March 4.#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March
5.:Create fish.#Done.:Create fowl.#Done.:Run fish'nfowl.#And God created the
great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters
swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.0 errors.#And God
signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m.,
Friday, March 6.:Create cattle.#Done.:Create creepy things.#Done.:Now let us
make man in our image.#Unspecified type! Try again.:Create man.#Done.:Be
fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion
over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and over every living
thing that creepeth upon the earth.#Too many command operands! Try again.:Run
multiplication.#Execution terminated. 6 errors.:Insert breath.#O.K.:Run
multiplication.#Execution terminated. 5 errors.:Move man to Garden of
Eden.#File Garden of Eden does not exist.:Create Gard.En.#Done.:Move man to
Gard.En.#O.K.:Run multiplication.#Execution terminated. 4 errors.:Copy woman
from man.#O.K.:Run multiplication.#Execution terminated. 3 errors.:Insert woman
into man.#Illegal parameters. Try again!:Insert man into woman.#O.K.:Run
multiplication.#Execution terminated. 2 errors.:Create desire.#Done.:Run
multiplication.#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the
Gard.En.#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.:Create
freewill.#Done.:Run freewill.#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and
multiplying in the Gard.En.#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.:Undo
desire.#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.:Destroy
freewill.#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.#Enter
replacement, cancel, or ask for help.:Help!#Desire cannot be undone once
freewill is created.#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be
destroyed.#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.:Create
Treeofknowledge.#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the
Gard.En.#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.:Create
good'nevil.#Done.:Activate evil.#And God saw he had created shame.#Warning:
System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.#1 errors.:Scan Gard.En.
for man'nwoman.#Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!:Search Gard.En. for
man'nwoman.#Search failed.:Delete shame.#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has
been activated.:Destroy freewill.#Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be
destroyed.:Stop!#Unrecognizable command. Try again.:Break:Break:Break#ATTENTION
ALL USERS: SERVER GOING DOWN IN 5 MINS FOR REGULARDAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST.
PLEASE SIGN OFF NOW.:Create new world.#You have exceeded your allotted file
space. You must destroy old filesbefore new ones can be created.:Destroy
earth.#Destroy earth. Please confirm.#SERVER SHUTTING DOWN. SERVICES WILL
RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!#And God signed off
at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
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