We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Working, at your office.
Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Working will be very easy to spot.
 
You are obviously not a suspect at this time.
 
 
 
       The Mulindwas communication group
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