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Memorandum to Men
Date: Anytime To: Men From: Women with Love Subject: What would make our lives easier? 1. We like to hear "I love you", a lot more than valentine and horny times. 2. We like to receive those gifts we used to get when you courted us. 3. When we have to beg talking time, for movies, etc, they become meaningless when we finally get them. 4. Please do not overrule what we instruct children. It damages both our credibility. 5. It is okay to say, "I am sorry." Women are not the only ones who make mistakes. 6. Yes, the position of the toilet lid is important. HINT: always lift the lid when you use the toilet standing, and please, please, wipe the bottom of the toilet seat after each use BUT put it down when you sit on the toilet. 7. No, we do not like being treated like you want to be treated because we are not men 8. We like it when you too attempt to take care of your body. Nice bodies look good to us too 9. When we talk to you about our problems, we are just venting. We are not asking for solutions or advice 10. Whenever you attempt to answer a question that was not asked (HINT, give advice), in response to our monologues, and before you speak, ask yourself, "Who asked you?" 11. When things need to be done around the house, such as cook, clean, VOLUNTEER to do SOMETHING without being asked. This earns a lot of points. And you are not doing us a favor either. 12. ....................... The list is endless $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Memorandum to Women, with love from Men. 1. Just say YES when we ask 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. ? ....... uhmm Women, Isn't that enough to show you we LOVE you? Goodness!!! ? Source/Author The Mulindwas
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