Two priests decided to go to..
Category: African American
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the
plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a
drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous"
topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards
them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them,
she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning,
Father", nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world
did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could
hear them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in
their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same
gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet
time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of
them, said "good morning, Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said.
"Just a minute young lady."
Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in
the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.
Category: African American
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the
plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a
drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous"
topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards
them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them,
she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning,
Father", nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world
did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could
hear them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in
their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same
gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet
time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of
them, said "good morning, Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said.
"Just a minute young lady."
Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in
the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.
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