How To
Better Understand
What A Billion Means
Several Sources
12-20-3
- The next time you hear a politician use the words
"billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician
spending your tax money.
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- A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one
advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into
perspective in one of its releases:
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- A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
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- A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
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- A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the
Stone Age.
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- A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate Washington spends it.
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- The Morons in Washington are complaining on how long
the war is taking but consider this:
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- It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno
to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day
operation.
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- It took less time to find Saddam's sons in Iraq than
it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing
records.
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- It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and
the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy
Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sunk at
Chappaquiddick.
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- It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count
the votes in Florida!!!!
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