Culture Jokes
My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in
a
well
there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar
who
stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house
so
they
would
not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be
able
to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will
remain
same
too.
This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm
not
sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the
chain
and
haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first
time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat
you
wanted
me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to
send
in
the
mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in
the
pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the
grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
Badmash.
He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his
club. We
were
confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it
is
a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull
him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
and
he
burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill
his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the
sea
after
he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave
for
his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in
a
well
there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar
who
stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house
so
they
would
not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be
able
to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will
remain
same
too.
This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm
not
sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the
chain
and
haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first
time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat
you
wanted
me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to
send
in
the
mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in
the
pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the
grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
Badmash.
He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his
club. We
were
confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it
is
a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull
him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
and
he
burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill
his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the
sea
after
he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave
for
his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
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