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Bwanika.
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 1996 20:21:04 +1100 (EST)
From: Andrew Ggunga Seguya <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Algebraic Sociology
After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and
cliches a new understanding can be reached of the secret to wealth
and success.
Here it goes.
Knowledge is Power
Time is Money, and, as every engineer knows,
Power is Work over Time.
So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of
wisdom,
we get:
K = P (1)
T = M (2)
P = W/T (3)
Now, do a few simple substitutions:
Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
K = W/T (4)
Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
K = W/M (5).
Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
Knowledge equals Work over Money.
What this MEANS is that:
1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
Solving for Money, we get:
M = W/K (6)
Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as
Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.
What THIS MEANS is:
The More knowledge you have, the Less money you make.
Solving for Work, we get
W = M K (7)
Work equals Money times Knowledge
From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge
approaches 0.
What THIS MEANS is:
The stupid rich do little or no work.
Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is
left as an exercise for the reader.
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Date: Sun, 29 Sep 96 16:57:45 CDT
From: "Dr.Gloria M. Ameny" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: Winning is....when.....
To: Owner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Winning is ......
When you can stop, listen, think and ....weigh the situation before reacting
When you can give someone else....the benefit of doubt on unimportant issues
When you know your proirities.....and can ignore what is not important
Usually........
If you think you are beaten....you will be
If you think you dare not..you will find it hard to try
If you like to win, but think you cannot..... you certainly will not
If you try to win forcefully without proper planning..you will never
If you think you'll lose...you have already lost big
Success.........
Begins from within, not from without
Starts from the state of your own mind, not someone else
Is not from thinking that you are outclassed
Is from knowing that you as an individual is idiosyncratic
You have got to........
Think high to rise high
Talk high to be regarded highly
Be sure of yourself if you ever want to win
Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or weaker.
For sooner or later the man who wins is the one who knows how to play
his cards diplomatically.
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bwanika
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