Best ways to intimidate your daughter's date if he
comes to pick her up
From Musclehead Jokes
** Sprinkle some dust on your daughter before she
leaves. Explain, "It makes fingerprinting easier."
** Challenge him at arm wrestling.
** Walk on stilts.
** Causally show him your collection of five shrunken
heads, then yell up to your daughter, "Number six is
here."
** Come to the door bare-chested. Do a lot of flexing.
** Introduce him to the family by calling each family
member to the living room using a whistle, then making
them stand at attention and salute.
** Answer the door in a straight jacket.
** As they leave, talk into the phone, "Subject is
wearing khakis and a blue polo shirt, driving a green
Ford."
** And the best of them all, say, "Let's pray."
comes to pick her up
From Musclehead Jokes
** Sprinkle some dust on your daughter before she
leaves. Explain, "It makes fingerprinting easier."
** Challenge him at arm wrestling.
** Walk on stilts.
** Causally show him your collection of five shrunken
heads, then yell up to your daughter, "Number six is
here."
** Come to the door bare-chested. Do a lot of flexing.
** Introduce him to the family by calling each family
member to the living room using a whistle, then making
them stand at attention and salute.
** Answer the door in a straight jacket.
** As they leave, talk into the phone, "Subject is
wearing khakis and a blue polo shirt, driving a green
Ford."
** And the best of them all, say, "Let's pray."
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