Subject: Nigerians....
Date: Thu, April 8, 2004 10:01 pm
Happy Easter everybody ... enjoy
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Nigerian stories by HBK-Ruduman
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the USA, sent by their brother. The tiny corpse was so
tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was
practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they
found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which
read:
Dearest brodas and sistos,
I am sending you our moda's remains for burial de in Lagos. Sorry I
couldn't come along as tha expenses were so high. You will find inside
de
coffin, unda Mama's body,12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans of
Luncheon Meat. ust share it among yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8)for Junior. De
are
four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is
wearing
six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Omo Roy and de rest are r my
nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bra (your favorite), just divide
it
among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties dat Mama is
wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also
wearing eight Docker pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the
rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left
wrist, please get it.
Aunty Ifoma , Mama is wearing what you asked for -earrings, ring and
necklace - just please get dem. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings
that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls de. I
hope
they like the color.
Your loving sister, Nene
P.S. Please take care of finding a dress for her burial.
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Date: Thu, April 8, 2004 10:01 pm
Happy Easter everybody ... enjoy
=====
Nigerian stories by HBK-Ruduman
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the USA, sent by their brother. The tiny corpse was so
tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was
practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they
found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which
read:
Dearest brodas and sistos,
I am sending you our moda's remains for burial de in Lagos. Sorry I
couldn't come along as tha expenses were so high. You will find inside
de
coffin, unda Mama's body,12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans of
Luncheon Meat. ust share it among yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8)for Junior. De
are
four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is
wearing
six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Omo Roy and de rest are r my
nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bra (your favorite), just divide
it
among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties dat Mama is
wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also
wearing eight Docker pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the
rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left
wrist, please get it.
Aunty Ifoma , Mama is wearing what you asked for -earrings, ring and
necklace - just please get dem. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings
that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls de. I
hope
they like the color.
Your loving sister, Nene
P.S. Please take care of finding a dress for her burial.
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