This is how federo does Museveni good
Aug 1, 2004


Those who have persistently articulated the quest for federalism under President Yoweri Museveni�s regime have over the years been treated more or less like restless youngsters. How has Museveni�s strategy worked? First, you must assure them that they are among your best friends; that you will do almost anything to make them happy. And most important, that you are the only person on earth who will go that distance.

Two, while they should never be allowed to stop hoping, they must be kept guessing what or when your next move will be. Three, when it comes to policies on which you intend to make good, it helps to delay and draw out each delivery for as long as public patience can hold. Remember that if you give ten sweets to a child all at once, they will be finished in a day, and he will ask for more. If you hand out one sweet every Sunday, they will last several weeks. So every Sunday the child will have to (if grudgingly) acknowledge that you deliver.

This kind of benign meanness keeps many sons and daughters under otherwise leaky parental roofs for several years. And that is how the country (apart from the north) got its sleep from the Movement. That is how traditional rulers were restored, albeit without any power. Plus the 1995 constitution and the �democratic�� 1996 elections.

Then the 2000 referendum that seemed to give the Movement yet another lease of life; that is, until the judges said all the time keeping was wrong.
How many years have gone by? Oh, eighteen! Well, that is also the way you will get your multi-party system, making it twenty.

I believe that federalism was programmed to be President Museveni�s joker, the trump card to crown all concessions, coinciding with his quest for yet another stretch of years in power.

But to give some powers to the regions means to surrender those powers at the centre. Museveni, a control freak, would live a nightmarish life devising ways of retrieving the powers so given away.

The Odoki report presented Museveni with a problem; the majority of Ugandans wanted a federal arrangement. But the report also opened an opportunity; the support for federalism was significantly stronger in Buganda than elsewhere. If that difference in the levels of fervour could be nurtured to appear to be a conflict in positions, making federalism a concept that Buganda had to �sell� to other regions, then the president was well advanced in the design to keep his turf.

Isolate� isolate� isolate them. Even demonise them. As recently as last Sunday, after forces from various regions appeared to close ranks with Buganda, Museveni moved very quickly. And Mengo officials slipped into the same old trap and accepted an invitation to attend a hastily arranged meeting at State House to discuss their concerns and grievances with the president on their own.

The result was entirely predictable: one inch of progress, which can be reversed whenever it is expedient for the president to backtrack, and a good measure of irritation among Mengo�s �new�� allies, the sting of which has prompted Mengo to improve on its footwork.

Look at the president�s meanness towards Kampala mayor, Ssebaana Kizito, who against so many odds has tried to make some improvements to the city. It is difficult to see Museveni appreciating the work of regional governors, who might after all usefully reform service delivery in areas where the present myriad of LC councillors and chiefs have become little more than partisan parasites sponging on an impoverished populace.

But one must have some sympathy with the president. If you have been used to blessing or kicking anyone around for so long, in any corner of the country; and you have gamblers, conmen and investors pretending to be under the spell that you are the only god this side of the earth, and you are in a year when your Cabinet�s idea of constitutional reform was to give you even more power, you would not cede any of that so easily.

And that must be one reason why Museveni, who lectures and offers wisdom on every topic under the sun, has never committed chalk and time to explain to his peasants how federalism works. If he did, they would probably be wiser on the holes in the blend of his philosophy of bigger regional blocks, his dismissal of federalist aspirations and his fragmentation of the country into unviable postage stamp-sized districts.

For now, their ignorance is his strength, especially if they are encouraged to confuse federalism with monarchism, and to increase the tint of ethnic and tribal sentiments in their attitude instead of emphasizing �developmental�� concerns.

This ignorance has even become respectable. It would be fine to be opposed to the system, but a good number of our legislators now actually claim to be too potato-brained to understand the main features of federalism!

Before they built their mansions in Kampala, the NRA/M lords used to mock their predecessors as �primitive��. And yet these new brilliant men and women cannot see beyond Buganda�s dated glory songs, nor beyond their obsession with the charms of this little metropolis called Kampala, with its car-jammed winding tracks masquerading as streets.

They cannot visualize the emergence of new centers; new institutions of learning, research, industry and health care powered by the engines of federalism, tapping the huge reserve of human potential out there; the growth of new cities; cities which would make posterity wonder what the fuss about Muteesa I�s dusty town was all about.

And they can�t see in that distance because they are totally self-regarding. They are now very rich, but in spirit they are �hand-to-mouth�� gatherers and predators. They cannot invest their faith in communities and cities that would reach their splendour after they are dead or have left power.


� 2004 The Monitor Publications

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