A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of
breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are
like melons, round and Firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her
husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a
man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his th irties and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,
it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are
there for decoration only!
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of
breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are
like melons, round and Firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her
husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a
man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his th irties and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,
it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are
there for decoration only!
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