Re: [Ugnet] Re: [abujaNig] The Bird Flu!!!!

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:09:32 -0800

Ed,
 
I grew up knowing one quick remedy to bird flu: marijuana juice. Back home - grand'ol Acoliland, that is - I saw uncles soak, mash, squeeze and gurgle marijuana juice down sneezing and caughing chicken throats. Of course, the chicken will feel sooo good it wouldn't want to relinquish the seemingly serene world effected by the juice. Then again, all good things must come to an end. No sooner is the chick rapidly healed than the next thought breezes through the owner's mind: dinner.
 
Hei, tell Bush that Clinton knows where to find the remedy. He once smoked but didn't inhale it. That is how strong the stuff can be - even a president's chest can burst from inhaling it. I still have to hear of a Nigerian dead or hospitalized from chiken flu. But one thing is clear: if the flu ever reaches Acholiland and - hoping there are a few chickens still prowling the IDP camps - the world will imme dialtely know its cure: marijuana juice. Caution: Concentration varies according to squeezing power.
 
Iraqis should do what the Vietcongs did to American troops: sell them some original Afghan weed and make available to the male combatants a few Mai Ling kind of sisters. The war will be over very soon.
GP.

Edward Mulindwa <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Adam
 
Since time mmemorial chicks cough and grand Ma gives them a little medicine and they get alright. Chicks do not need George Bush's politicizations a whole American president. So can we some how cut the crap and let Grand ma deal with the sick ch icks and we worry about real issues here? Murdering Iraqi kids being number one on the agenda.
 
Just thinking out loud.
 
Em
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----- Original Message -----
From: PJ Adamz
Sent: Saturday, March 04, 2006 12:22 PM
Subject: [abujaNig] The Bird Flu!!!!

It has just come to my notice that the Poultry FArm of some members of this forum was affected by the bird flu virus.   in one case close to 15000 birds were destroyed.
 
Please if you have information on how the process of seeking assistance is kindly send it in it might save a soul.
 
Thanks.
 
Adamu


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