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Things that are difficult to say when
you're drunk...
a)
Innovative
b) Preliminary
c)
Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are
VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a)
Specificity
b) Kyrgyzstanish Constitution
c)
Passive-aggressive disorder
d)
Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say
when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't
want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for
me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d)
No kebab for me, thank
you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely
out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting
you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me
sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance,
I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to
look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I
refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going
home now as I have work in the morning.
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