*Hello Fellow Ugandans and Friends of Uganda!* *How are your parachutes?* *The inquirer wants to know, right now!!! *
> From: Chris Opoka-Okumu > To: [email protected] Date: Thursday May 27th 2004 > *Subject: ugnet_: The Fourth Parachute! * > *The Fourth Parachute *> > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 > passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. > > The first passenger said, "I'm Zinedine Zidane, > the world's number 1 footballer. FIFA needs me, I > can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and > left the plane. > > The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am > the wife of the former President of the United > States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, > I am also a New York Senator and a potential future > President." She just took the second parachute and > jumped out of the plane. > > The third passenger, Yoweri Museveni, said, "I'm > President of Uganda and I have 17 million helpless > people who always look to me for guidance. Above all > I'm the cleverest President in African history, and Europeans love me. Africa's people won't let me die, too". So he > put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the > plane. > > The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the > fifth passenger, a 10 year old Xhosa school boy, "I > am old and have lived a fruitful life, God will > decide my fate, so I'll let you have the last > parachute". > > The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left > for you. Africa's cleverest President who is loved > by Europeans has taken my schoolbag" *[Author Not Known]* *Do have a pleasant and restful weekend! * *Assumpta Mary Kintu *_________________________________
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