*Have a good laugh and a Happy Day! * ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: kALEGA Joseph <[email protected]> Date: Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 11:07 AM *Subject: THE HAIRCUT *To: Assumpta Kintu [email protected]
** *The Haircut!!! * One day *a florist* went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. *Later, a corp* comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. *Then a Politician* came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The *next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. *And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. *BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON! * You know that laughter is not in your future, but in the now! * [authour not known]* ****
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