Friends
The originality of this story is a satire, Andy Borowitz writes satire for The
New Yorker only that Gwokto failed to cross check it and posted publicly. Let
us move on there is no news here. My comments here below are withdrawn for I
as well fell for the Gwokto’s failing to cross check the issue before he posted
it. President Obama did not call Putin a Jackass.
My sentence is withdrawn.
EM
On the 49th Parallel
Thé Mulindwas Communication Group
"With Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja and Dr. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda is in anarchy"
Kuungana Mulindwa Mawasiliano Kikundi
"Pamoja na Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja na Dk. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda ni katika
machafuko"
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Subject: [UGANDACOM] RE: {UAH} G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Great foreign policy great foreign policy indeed especially on a day we now
have information that everyone lied that Putin shot the Malaysian plane down.
Thank you Mr. president.
EM
On the 49th Parallel
Thé Mulindwas Communication Group
"With Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja and Dr. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda is in anarchy"
Kuungana Mulindwa Mawasiliano Kikundi
"Pamoja na Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja na Dk. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda ni katika
machafuko"
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Subject: {UAH} G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
By Andy Borowitz <http://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz>
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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report <http://bit.ly/NhEEu0> )—Hopes for a
positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s
Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a
jackass.”
The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr.
Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian
President.
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What
about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my
friend.”
As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to
his topic.
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,”
Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s
face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last
one of them thinks you’re a dick.”
Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse
official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle
bears.”
After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution
that said maybe everyone should just go home.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass
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