A Republic Too Fractured to Be Funny

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner suggests that stand-up joke telling
is an art form whose moment has passed.

Apr 25, 2019 



A portrait of U.S. President Donald Trump hangs in a gallery of presidents
in a hallway at the Washington Hilton during the 2017 White House
Correspondents' Association dinner, which Trump did not attend,

 

Jonathan Ernst / Reuters 

Ron Chernow, the best-selling biographer and historian, has agreed to
deliver the after-dinner speech at this year’s White House Correspondents’
Dinner, to be held Saturday night at the Washington Hilton. If we were to
list the potential victims of our present era of post-humor comedy, his name
would be near the top.

The WHCD is the event the Washington press corps throws every year to
celebrate the Washington press corps. (If we don’t do it, it won’t get
done.) It is best understood as a provincial trade meeting—a few hundred
people in the same line of work crowd together in the poorly ventilated
ballroom of a second-tier hotel to hand one another awards over plates of
undercooked chicken. What separates the correspondents’ dinner from, say,
the annual awards dinner of the Greater Tri-County Regional Conference of
Waste Removal Technicians is that, sometime in the 1990s, people from
outside the trade began to take an interest in the event. 

At its height a few years ago, even top-chop movie stars (George Clooney,
Nicole Kidman) accepted invitations to attend the WHCD. The president used
to come. And after dinner, with tummies full and worries about salmonella
fading, the tradespersons and their guests would push back from their
linen-covered folding tables to enjoy a comedy routine from a famous funny
person. 

Or so it’s been until now—until post-humor comedy thrust poor Chernow into
the saddle. The quality of the comedy at the WHCD has been declining for
years, beginning at least with a canned Jay Leno routine in 2010 and
tumbling down to a set of stillborn one-liners by Larry Wilmore in 2016.
Most agree that bottom was touched last spring by the comedian Michelle
Wolf, who took to the podium after dinner to deliver 20 minutes of jokes
that bore very few joke-like features.



Ron Chernow has agreed to deliver the after-dinner speech at this year’s
White House Correspondents’ Dinner. (Louis Lanzano / AP)

There had been lots of anti-Trump demonstrations lately, Wolf noted, with
protesters carrying homemade signs. How many signs? “Poster board is flying
off the shelves faster than Robert Mueller can say, ‘You’ve been
subpoenaed!’” If there’s humor in Paul Ryan’s circumcision—and I’m willing
to be persuaded—she failed to find it. Chris Christie, Wolf suggested, was
fat. She provided her own kind of abortion counseling: If you do terminate a
pregnancy, she advised, motioning oddly with her elbow, “you’ve gotta get
that baby outa there.” At her last line she leaned intimately into the
microphone: “Flint still doesn’t have clean water.”

There was disappointment and even outrage, and offense was taken in quarters
where offense is often taken. At the same time, though, some of us began to
suspect that Wolf was not just not funny, she wasn’t even trying not to be
not funny, if you see what I mean. Take my jokes, she seemed to be
saying—please! Wolf’s 20 minutes before the WHCD marked her as a champion
and exemplar of the post-funny school of comedy.

Typically slow on the uptake, I first learned about this evolution in humor
the way I learn about too many things, from the daily news briefing that The
New York Times drops in my email queue each morning. Along with a summary of
news from all over and pleas to listen to podcasts and view video, the Times
provides a few lines under the heading “Late-Night Comedy”—a joke cribbed
from the monologue of a late-night talk-show host the evening before. The
Times obviously assumes that most of its readers are in bed by the time
Colbert or Coco or Corden hits the airwaves, and the Times is almost
certainly right about that. It also assumes readers will appreciate a little
day-brightener from the comedians, and here the Times is on much shakier
ground. 

The one quality that unites these late-night jokes is that they scarcely
ever make me laugh—or you either, I’m guessing. Usually I’m a cheap date for
comedians, a regular Rudy Roundheels; anybody from the Three Stooges to Mrs.
Maisel can get a laugh out of me. At first, I thought that the consistently
unfunny lines in the Times briefing reflected poor selection—maybe a couple
of tin-eared interns had been given the wrong editorial assignment. But when
you follow through and click on the links, which take you to the full
monologues stored in a corner of the vast Times ecosystem called “Best of
Late Night,” your heart goes out to the interns. What a job. Good thing they
get paid! (They do, don’t they?)

The jokes, seen in context, don’t get any funnier. Very often, they are
simple statements of fact, with minimal humorous adornment. James Corden
mentions that Google will soon allow you to store your driver’s license on
your phone. “You have to admit,” he says, “Google is definitely making it
easier and more convenient—for your personal information to be stolen by
Google.” If there’s a joke in here, I suppose it rests on the word stolen,
casting Google’s innovation in a larcenous light. But it’s simply true that
Google makes a living using the information we hand to it on our digital
silver platters. It’s not news, but if you tried hard you might make it
funny.

But nobody seems to be trying. Corden’s line about Google is unusual in the
late-night world only in that it’s about something other than politics, or,
more specifically, President Donald Trump. Any bit of news can be made to be
about Trump. The Times points me to Seth Meyers, who notes that a Dominican
singer recently tried to break a world record by performing for 100 hours
straight. Seth’s hot take: “‘Big deal, try performing for 14 years,’ said
Melania.” (The Times, as America’s newspaper of record, adds helpfully:
“referring to first lady Melania Trump.”)

Again, a simple statement of fact is enough to substitute for a real joke.
On The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert (who else?) bravely
“takes on” congressional Republicans and their never-ending quest to
dismantle the Affordable Care Act. “Remember ‘repeal and replace?’” Colbert
joshed. His audience showed premonitory signs of volcanic laughter. “‘We’re
going to repeal and replace’? Well, after nine years, they still haven’t
gotten around to the ‘replace’ part. [Lava gurgling from the audience.] They
have no plan. [Burbling …] In fact, there is no plan to make a plan.”
Krakatoa! Too true! But … true is all it is. The two-step formula of a
stand-up joke, setup followed by punch line, has been edited down to the
first step and left at that. Colbert notes a string of superlong (long for
Twitter) tweets from Trump. “Brevity is the soul of wit,” Colbert points out
with a pedantic lift of the eyebrow. “And he is evidently witless.” Late
night is where punch lines go to die, to drown in the bathtub of
literal-mindedness. 

Of all the comedians the Times directs me to, none tries harder not to be
funny than Samantha Bee of TBS. Not long ago, Bee gave a six-minute
monologue on the resignation of Kirstjen Nielsen, the former secretary of
homeland security. Knowing its readers are busy, busy, busy, the Times
decided to summarize Bee’s monologue like so:

But [Bee] also worried that President Trump might replace Nielsen—who
oversaw the administration’s notorious policy of separating migrant families
trying to enter the country—with someone even more willing to enforce
hard-line border policies. Before her ouster, Nielsen and Trump had been
clashing over whether to embrace harsher measures, some of which Nielsen
reportedly believed might fall outside the limits of the law.

Note well that this is not meant to be a news report. It’s the summary of a
comedy routine. If possible, the routine itself is even more not-funny than
the summary. It is lightened only by Bee’s comic affect. She poses her head
at a slight angle to the camera, rolling her hands, as if she’ll take off
for the stage door the minute the audience decides to come after her.
Really, she doesn’t need to worry.

It’s tempting—isn’t it always?—to blame everything, including this descent
into humorlessness, on Trump. It’s not quite right to say, as is often said,
that Trump has no sense of humor. You could say he has a sense of what a
sense of humor is, even if his own preference is for a pigtail-yanking,
pull-my-finger kind of humor, full of ridicule, mugging, sarcasm, and
broad-brush caricature. His campaign rallies are like overlong stand-up
routines without any jokes, just as late-night comedians’ stand-up routines
are coming to resemble campaign rallies, also without the jokes.

Trump’s audiences, no less than Colbert’s, are primed to laugh whenever the
signal is given. Trump’s jokiness is outward-directed, always. You notice
you never hear the president laugh; his own amusement with the world, his
own desire to amuse, doesn’t emerge from a place deep enough for laughter,
and it is always aimed away from himself. Real comedy is beyond him. Who
knew it would be beyond comedians?

It’s much more likely that Trump is a symptom, or at least a correlate,
rather than a cause of whatever has drained the funny from traditional joke
telling. The explanation may be as simple as this: We have witnessed the
death of an art form. Stand-up joke telling has died in the same way that
some of us of a certain age have watched the Broadway musical die, and as
our lucky grandparents before us watched the operetta die. (I would have
paid to see that.) Jokes that nearly everyone understands as jokes require
shared assumptions, even a broad reservoir of lightheartedness and goodwill,
and we no longer share those in our fractured republic. Humor has been
privatized. 

While feeling terrible for the Times interns, we should reserve some
sympathy for the comedians and their writers. They must be miserable.
Colbert, the Jimmies Kimmel and Fallon, Corden, and the others have shown
genuine comedic gifts in earlier phases of their career. Surely they don’t
pay top dollar to hire subpar writers to furnish them with non-jokes and
pull their slack marionette strings. It can’t be fun, much less funny,
feeding line after line to a studio audience only to elicit what Seth
Meyers—in an earlier, funnier phase of his career—called “clapter.” Meyers
coined the term to describe a reaction that’s 2 percent laughter and 98
percent applause, a way for an audience to let the joke teller and one
another know that they’re all on the same team. Still, the videos on the
Times’ “Best of Late Night” page show the studio audiences clapting to the
point of seizure, five nights a week. I can’t image how they keep it up.
Maybe they get a popper of amyl nitrate with their Late Show tote bags.

Which brings us back to Ron Chernow. We can be sure there won’t be any
poppers in the swag bags Saturday night. He is an amiable fellow, as
agreeable in person and at the podium as he is on the page. After the Wolf
disaster last year, the correspondents’ association decided to ditch the
stand-up routine altogether and go highbrow. In his talk, Chernow says, he
will make the case for the First Amendment, and no one could make it with
greater knowledge or eloquence.

But he’s also hinting that he may leaven the gloom with a little humor of
his own. One shudders at the thought. Don’t do it! Comedy is a business best
left to the professionals, and as we’ve seen, even they don’t want to try it
anymore.

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