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Subject: [UNDIP] having a bad day?
ha..ha.a...ha...
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Subject: Having a
bad day?
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
died
in
the same bed on Sunday morning at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless
of
their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors, and some even
thought it had
something to
Do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the
mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on
Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate
the
cause of
the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before
11:00
a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
the
ward to see
for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was
all
about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy
objects to
ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck
11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward
and
unplugged the
life support system so he could plug in the
vacuum
cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of
rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil
Spill in Alaska was
$80,000.00. At a special
ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved
animals were being released
back
into the wild amid cheers and applause
from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them
both.
Still think you are having a bad day????
A woman
came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically, almost
in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of
wire running from his waist towards
the electric
kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current,
she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his
arm
in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily
listening
to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a
bad day????
Two animal-rights defenders were protesting the
cruelty of
sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
all
two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence,
stampeding
madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled
to
death.
There now, feeling
better????
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