Hati2 salah ketik
1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing
her
B.Ed exams, which the father received as
"Father, your daughter has been successful in
BED."
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2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill
station
sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were
here."
The wife received the message as "I wish you were
HER."
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3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake.
The
salesman asked him what message he wanted put on
the
cake.
He thought for a moment and said, "put getting
older but you are getting better".
The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"
The
man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at
the
top and "but you are getting better" at the
bottom.'
When the cake was unveiled at the party all the
guests
were aghast at the message on the cake.
It read : "You are getting older at the top, but
you
are getting better at the bottom"
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