SNN (Surreal News Network): NEWS FLASH!
New York fragments as candidates prepare for the 2024 election!
New York has finally succumbed to Red/Blue/Green/Lavender pressures
and has fragmented into multiple states. Analysts report that the
split is so deep that the factions cannot agree on picking separate
names in all cases. So, the new, improved, official state list is now
(check the last line):
procedure getStates()
return ["Alabama", "Alaska", "Arizona", "Arkansas",
"California", "Colorado", "Connecticut",
"Delaware", ## "District of Columbia",
"Florida", "Georgia", "Hawaii",
"Idaho", "Illinois", "Indiana", "Iowa",
"Kansas", "Kentucky",
"Louisiana",
"Maine", "Maryland", "Massachusetts", "Michigan",
"Minnesota", "Mississippi", "Missouri", "Montana",
"Nebraska", "Nevada", "New Hampshire", "New Jersey",
"New Mexico", "New York", "North Carolina", "North Dakota",
"Ohio", "Oklahoma", "Oregon",
"Pennsylvania", "Rhode Island",
"South Carolina", "South Dakota", "Tennessee", "Texas",
"Utah", "Vermont", "Virginia",
"Washington", "West Virginia", "Wisconsin", "Wyoming",
"New Kory", "Wen Kory", "York New", "Kory New", "New Kory"]
end
Those of you aiming for general solutions should find the New World
Order more interesting...
(My thanks to Steve Hunter for coming up with this list, which nicely
broke my first 'general' solution...)
--
Steve Wampler [EMAIL PROTECTED]
The gods that smiled upon your birth are laughing now. -- fortune cookie
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