J. Matthew Wolfe writes:
> Finally a little good news.  Our options for purchasing libations will
> expand soon as The Freshgrocer's liquor license application has finally been
> approved.  Another amenity for our neighborhood thanks to Penn, the owner of
> the property.
> 
> >From today's Daily Pennsylvanian:

D'oh!  This is from the DP's annual "joke" issue.  It becomes more obvious
later in the article:

> Regulars of the area just outside of the grocery store were also supportive.
> 
> "When students get drunk, they're more generous," said one man holding a
> door open who asked not to be identified.
> 
> Freshgrocer officials said the beer sales at the popular late-night
> destination will be convenient.
> 
> "Students frequently come for snacks or maybe condoms on their way home from
> places like Smoke's," Burns said. "Now, we can take out the middle step and
> offer one-stop shopping."
> 
> In related news, The Freshgrocer was recently cleared of all charges related
> to the alleged pouring of motor oil on a Princeton debater.

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Matthew Snyder
Philadelphia, PA
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