For all of you friends of the Canine. Joe
> Philosophy on Dogs > ********************************** > The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of > his tongue." -Anonymous > > "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are > wonderful." -Ann Landers > > "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they > went." -Will Rogers > > "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your > face." -Ben Williams > > "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves > himself." -Josh Billings > > "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew > A.Rooney > > "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. > And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever > made." -M.Facklam > > "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who > are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - > Sigmund Freud > > "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have > known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber > > "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water > bowl." -Penny Ward Moser > > "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three > times before lying down." -Robert Benchley > > "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious > cult." -Rita Rudner > > "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current > events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of > late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are > often continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry > > "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." > -Franklin P. Jones > > "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. > That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein > > "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a > dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx > > "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from > a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. > They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler > > "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and > get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlei > > > > > --part1_138.23e0df8d.2c70597e_boundary > Content-Type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable > > <HTML><FONT FACE=3Darial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=3D3 FAMILY=3D"SERIF" FACE=3D"= > Times New Roman" LANG=3D"0">Philosophy on Dogs<BR> > **********************************<BR> > The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of<BR> > his tongue." -Anonymous<BR> > <BR> > "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are<BR> > wonderful." -Ann Landers<BR> > <BR> > "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they<BR> > went." -Will Rogers<BR> > <BR> > "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your<BR> > face." -Ben Williams<BR> > <BR> > "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves<BR> > himself." -Josh Billings<BR> > <BR> > "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew <BR> > A.Rooney<BR> > <BR> > "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.<B= > R> > And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever<BR> > made." -M.Facklam<BR> > <BR> > "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who<BR= > > > are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - <BR> > Sigmund Freud<BR> > <BR> > "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have<BR> > known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber<BR> > <BR> > "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water<BR> > bowl." -Penny Ward Moser<BR> > <BR> > "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three<BR> > times before lying down." -Robert Benchley<BR> > <BR> > "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious<BR> > cult." -Rita Rudner<BR> > <BR> > "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current<BR> > events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of<BR> > late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are<BR> > often continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry<BR> > <BR> > "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."<BR> > -Franklin P. Jones<BR> > <BR> > "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.<BR> > That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein<BR> > <BR> > "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a<BR> > dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx<BR> > <BR> > "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from<BR= > > > a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.<BR> > They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler<BR> > <BR> > "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and<BR= > > > get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlei<BR> > </FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=3D2= > FAMILY=3D"SERIF" FACE=3D"Times New Roman" LANG=3D"0"><BR> > <BR> > <BR> > </FONT></HTML> > --part1_138.23e0df8d.2c70597e_boundary-- > > ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
