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10. The HOT and SPICY ex-nun and probation officer next door. Hubba hubba!
9. Mike once slept with Bebe Neuwirth
8. Mike looks just like that nice Mennonite guy who owns the Firehouse
7. Seeing our neighborhood on CBS TV
6. Marcellus Washington and his stormy relationship with his hot hot wife -- she doesn't think doing it twice a week is enough and wants to put some friggin ROMANCE back into their marriage
5. The way the ex-nun next door keeps hitting on Mike but you can tell they're just good friends, but you keep waiting for them to hop into the sack. SUSPENSE!
4. The really cool white trailers the Hack people bring into our hood
3. Did I mention Jacqueline Torres? Woo-hoo!
2. The real life ambiguity of the plot and the characters -- like were Mike and Marcellus *really* dirty cops or were they set up? Like the way Mike advises the schizo chick who witnessed a murder in Twin Falls and the police chief, mayor, and CEO of the turkey plant are trying to put her away in an insane asylum to get out of the country -- get on a bus to Mexico -- even though he knows she's not really nuts but sometimes you just can't fight the system
1. The way the Hack trailer invasion bugs the hell out of the automobile drivers in our hood who keep on whining about where they can park their BVDs instead of seeing the light and getting a horse
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