Oh man, you're soooo right. As a man, where would I be without the constant positive reinforcement and unadulterated worship of Man's Best Friend. My self-esteem would just shrivel up and die, not to mention my you-know-whats detaching and rolling down my pants leg.
I say let's take all dometicated animals that dare to have a more nuanced relation with humans and ship them off to Gitmo. They're obviously terrorists, anyway, or at least involved in terror-related programs. Maybe once we throw away the key on all the domesticated terrorist animals, we can branch out into the wild. 'Cause, you know, preemptive deterrence has been working so well for us. Peas, Tony Lapp ...... Original Message ....... >From: William Zardus [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 2004 11:59 PM >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: RE: [UC] More stray cat photos .... > > >Kyle: > >Cats are for women. Real men have dogs. ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
