Dear Kyle, I am simply at a loss for words to express how sorry I am.
Perhaps you should put your property and vicinity on the 18th District roll call for reasons of attempted break-ins, vandalism etc. In case you do not know how this is done you can either write a letter to the Captain or better yet go online to: http://www.phila.gov/ Scroll down on the left side where it says: "Help Me" and down to where it says: "Report Illegal Activity." The police will announce this problem area at roll call and they will check out the area for a while. If all else fails, bring out your full artillery on Independence Day during the fireworks and in full view of all who may be outside and fire mindlessly into the air while waving your American Flag, "just to let 'em know you're packin'." Regards, Wilma On 6/22/04 8:20 AM, "Kyle Cassidy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > While we're trolling the middle east looking for evil dooers, I've > discovered they're blythly hiding out in west philly gleefully commiting > acts of figurative mayhem. > > As you may remember, I've had a long series of fences, shrubs and flowers > crushed over the past two years. Well, yesterday somebody drove a car up > onto my sidewalk and ran over my otherwise very stout butterfly bush, > breaking it in half, ripping it out of the ground and actually crushing some > of the stones surrounding it: > > http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/temp/2004/bush.jpg > > It is no more (wipes a tear). > > I think this time I'd like to try planting a tree there. No more shrubs. Any > recommendations? Anybody know where I can get a tree in west philly? > > And in other news, last night Christy and I were watching a movie and I > thought I was being paranoid, hearing voices outside the window again, but > when we left this morning, we saw that someone had broken one of the garage > windows: > > http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/temp/2004/window.jpg > > Does this never end? > > Ross, please tell me again about those ill-kept, underfed, savage dogs you > have for rent. > > kyle > ---- > You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the > list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see > <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
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